Simon Hey’s Rotary Word Clock does two things: it tells you the time, and it makes your desk register higher on the awesome scale, somewhere between a Mr.T bobblehead and an espresso machine.
Quarter to five vs. four forty-five? The phrasing can be customized in the settings, along with the typeface, kerning, layout, and a choice of 30 languages. Also available in its original, not-rotating-at-all mode.
(Thanks Grant!)
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Gotham Rounded Light Italic takes this over the top.
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