[YOU'RE DEAD]
At sunset, family and friends board a luxury yacht and are transported to the Service site. As the moon and stars begin to appear, the music starts.
Family or friends might say a few words, or if desired, the Captain of the yacht or a Minister can provide a more formal service.
As the music plays, the family looks skyward over the beautiful ocean waters, watching the fireworks carry their loved one’s cremains into the air. Bursting over the ocean in exquisite patterns and colors, the cremains are scattered into the sea.
All this for a fraction of the price of a coffin - and they made up a new word: CREMAINS. I think we all know what that is..
I wonder if they're open on 4th of July?
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I believe the good doctor's ashes were shot from a cannon during a fireworks display, to the tune of Mr. Tambourine Man.
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I think Hunter S. Thompson did this for his funereal. Or something similar anyway. Seems like a good way to celebrate a life.
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