Over at Knitta, a fusion of knitting and graffiti cultures has resulted in the most colorful crime spree in history. While law-abiding citizens sleep, these stitch-happy vandals are knitting cozies over car antennas, lamp posts, park benches, and even the Great Wall of China.
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Maybe these people should try knitting sweaters onto homeless people as they sleep. I always loved the sensation of waking up to discover that after falling asleep on the couch, my mom had placed a blanket on me.
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Awww, that's so sweet. I'd totally do that if I could knit. I wouldn't mind finding an antenna cozy on my car. I'd leave it for all to admire.
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I hook rugs - may I carpet the world?
Would you promise to go barefoot if I did?
At least for a day before the rain
Washed all the colors away.
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It turns out Monty Python were prescient as well as funny. Gangs of grannies are on the loose. A cozy for everything and everything in its cozy.
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